Thank the Govt.!

Thank your gods that there exists a Government!

For everyone is smoking themselves to death. We thank the government who forced the manufacturers to put a warning that cigarette kills. We thank the Govt. for banning the smoking of cigarettes in public places. We thank the govt. as we didn’t know that smoking kills.

We thank the govt. for raising a censorship board. We thank the govt. for guiding us on what films to see. Otherwise we would never have known that certain films are bad for us.

Thank goodness our govt. has created laws against discrimination and sexual harassments. Otherwise how much better are we, than those 4-legged creatures, which fuck around and rapes every other specie of their kind. We always had this patriarchal domination and savagery before the govt. tamed us.

We thank the govt. that there is a compulsory warning on plastic bags telling us not to wear it over our heads. Mothers are a stupid lot for they never tell their children not to suffocate themselves with plastic bags

The same is true with cars. Drinking (in fact in Mumbai you need to have a license to drink alcohol). Seatbelts. And every other small or big thing you can conceive or think of. Every high profile Govt. bureaucrat has adviced his political master to provide the govt.’s view and endorsement to our homes, business, public and private lives. It is the inability of the people to survive without the helping hand of the Govt. Thank the Govt. that there are laws against discrimination, harassment, safety rules, and even smoking. This has saved us from an eternity of serious social injustice and deadly danger to our lives and dignity.

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